Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt Red stencil text below reads

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

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Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt Red stencil text below readsJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading