Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal BUFFALOES" behind a cartoon buffalo

BUFFALOES" behind a cartoon buffalo mascot in a white baseball uniform swinging a yellow bat

Dusty ponchos and flexible ethics are the only dress code that matters

Inspired by Spaceballs

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Lemme Show Ya Somethin'

Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal BUFFALOES" behind a cartoon buffaloPaperboys operating with Terminator level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs. Two dollars, cash, no substitutions, and that switchblade comb means business. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top. A white line art illustration of a switchblade comb, with its folding handle open and comb teeth extended like a blade, sits