The Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt washington with large bold red serif

with large bold red serif capitals reading "BASEBALL" below

American Legion halls weren't ready for that

and khaki pants sitting in an orange golf cart on green grass

Large outlined slab-serif letters read 'RODEO' between two five-pointed stars

a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands

The Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt washington with large bold red serifPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits