Christmas Cocktails - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Schrute Farms

Schrute Farms

Living dangerously has never sounded this smooth

" "Open 24 Hours

A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose

a Dracula figure in a cape

Christmas Cocktails - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Schrute FarmsCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,