Psstkt Eagle - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A distressed white semi-truck cab

A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

" in blocky uppercase lettering

" "NEW ORLEANS" and "LOUISIANA

ILLINOIS" curves inside the upper right portion of the circle

Inspired by Spies Like Us

Psstkt Eagle - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A distressed white semi-truck cabBald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue, white, and red spreads its wings wide, talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab, with bold