It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt nerds Golden-tan silhouette of California sits

Golden-tan silhouette of California sits behind outlined navy blue block letters reading "CAL" with white fill

A gold ribbon banner displays "1985" in dark lettering

with text reading "JUST PUTTING ON THE 2ND COAT NOW

Curved distressed white text along the bottom reads "IN THE WOODS

" "485-4915

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt nerds Golden-tan silhouette of California sitsRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &